Saturday, April 21, 2012

LP Pizza & Subs | Somerville


LP Pizza & Subs | Somerville




LP
Pizza & Subs

Website

http://lppizza.com/

Address

96
Highland Ave, Somerville

Date Ordered

4/14/2012

Where Consumed

home

Price

$10.99

Order Method


Service Method

Dellivery

Delivery Time

47
minutes

Size (Inches)

15

Price Per Sq Inch

$0.062



Miro
Score

Elizabeth
Score

Average

Look

2.5

3.0

2.75

Miro's Comments: Where’s the cheese. I’m seeing red when I look at this
pizza

Elizabeth's Comments: A bit uneven, but overall cheesy, with that impossibly
round, probably frozen crust

Smell

3.0

3.0

3.0

Miro's Comments: It has a smell, but not much of one.

Elizabeth's Comments: Grease with a faint hint of…sausage? (not in a pleasant
way)

Temp

2.0

2.0

2.0

Miro's Comments: Just barely above luke warm

Elizabeth's Comments: It's like 2 blocks away!
It's April!  Why are you so
cold?

Cheese

2.0

2.0

2.0

Miro's Comments: No much of it, and what there is lacks flavor.

Elizabeth's Comments: Rubbery, can't really taste it at all.

Sauce

1.5

1.5

1.5

Miro's Comments: While there is plenty of sauce, it tastes artificial to
me.  Perhaps because I’m also eating a
cut up tomato at the same time, and the sauce just can’t compare.

Elizabeth's Comments: Very sweet red mushy paste.  Reminds me of high school cafeteria pizza
sauce. 

Crust

1.5

1.0

1.3

Miro's Comments:  The crust lacks
both flavor and much texture. I think it’s that pre-made pan style crust that
always lacks character.

Elizabeth's Comments: Like wet cardboard crumbling under my teeth.

Overall
Taste

2.0

2.0

2.0

Miro's Comments: To describe this pizza is mostly to dwell on its litany
of faults. It doesn’t do much, and what it does do, it doesn’t do  well.
That said, it’s $2 more for a 2nd pizza, so if you need volume and
aren’t discerining, it could be an option.

Elizabeth's Comments: I'm assuming their target market is the high school.  In which case, this pizza is probably
slightly bettter than the one in the cafeteria.

Value
Score

32.16

32.16

32.16

Overall
Comments

Miro's Comments: It's always a bad sign when a Somerville pizza delivery
guy is wearing a Yankees hat. I almost said something.

Elizabeth's Comments: It was really close and had totally mixed Yelp reviews,
so I decided to give them a chance.
Bad idea, clearly.