LP Pizza & Subs | Somerville

	LP Pizza & Subs
Website	http://lppizza.com/
Address	96 Highland Ave, Somerville
Date Ordered	4/14/2012
Where Consumed	home
Price	$10.99
Order Method	Foodler
Service Method	Dellivery
Delivery Time	47 minutes
Size (Inches)	15
Price Per Sq Inch	$0.062
	Miro Score	Elizabeth Score	Average
Look	2.5	3.0	2.75
	Miro's Comments: Where’s the cheese. I’m seeing red when I look at this pizza
	Elizabeth's Comments: A bit uneven, but overall cheesy, with that impossibly round, probably frozen crust
Smell	3.0	3.0	3.0
	Miro's Comments: It has a smell, but not much of one.
	Elizabeth's Comments: Grease with a faint hint of…sausage? (not in a pleasant way)
Temp	2.0	2.0	2.0
	Miro's Comments: Just barely above luke warm
	Elizabeth's Comments: It's like 2 blocks away! It's April!  Why are you so cold?
Cheese	2.0	2.0	2.0
	Miro's Comments: No much of it, and what there is lacks flavor.
	Elizabeth's Comments: Rubbery, can't really taste it at all.
Sauce	1.5	1.5	1.5
	Miro's Comments: While there is plenty of sauce, it tastes artificial to me.  Perhaps because I’m also eating a cut up tomato at the same time, and the sauce just can’t compare.
	Elizabeth's Comments: Very sweet red mushy paste.  Reminds me of high school cafeteria pizza sauce.
Crust	1.5	1.0	1.3
	Miro's Comments:  The crust lacks both flavor and much texture. I think it’s that pre-made pan style crust that always lacks character.
	Elizabeth's Comments: Like wet cardboard crumbling under my teeth.
Overall Taste	2.0	2.0	2.0
	Miro's Comments: To describe this pizza is mostly to dwell on its litany of faults. It doesn’t do much, and what it does do, it doesn’t do  well. That said, it’s $2 more for a 2nd pizza, so if you need volume and aren’t discerining, it could be an option.
	Elizabeth's Comments: I'm assuming their target market is the high school.  In which case, this pizza is probably slightly bettter than the one in the cafeteria.
Value Score	32.16	32.16	32.16
Overall Comments	Miro's Comments: It's always a bad sign when a Somerville pizza delivery guy is wearing a Yankees hat. I almost said something.
	Elizabeth's Comments: It was really close and had totally mixed Yelp reviews, so I decided to give them a chance. Bad idea, clearly.

Hillside Cafe | Medford

Website	http://www.hillside-cafe.com/
Address	283 Boston Ave, Medford MA
Date Ordered	3/3/2012
Where Consumed	Home
Price	$9.99
Order Method	Phone
Service Method	Pick-up
Delivery Time	50 minutes
Size (Inches)	15
Price Per Sq Inch	$0.057
	Miro Score	Elizabeth Score	Average
Look	3.5	3.0	3.3
	Miro's Comments:  Greasy and unevenly cooked, but the toasted side looks very appealing.
	Elizabeth's Comments: Very uneven looking. Large black splotches I assume are spice, but nevertheless they look very unappetizing.
Smell	4.0	1.0	2.5
	Miro's Comments: Good cheese smell with a heavy odor of parmesan
	Elizabeth's Comments: I smell something really really odd I can't put my finger on.
Temp	1.0	3.0	2.0
	Miro's Comments: My fault on the low temp score. I dawdled before picking it up.
	Elizabeth's Comments: The over is on for the next slice, but that's partially Miro's fault.
Cheese	4.5	3.0	3.8
	Miro's Comments: Awfully greasy, but it has that authentic cheese tang. It's also in a thick enough layers to really provide some bite.
	Elizabeth's Comments: This slice has a lot on it but it's very bland and very greasy.
Sauce	4.0	2.0	3.0
	Miro's Comments: I'm not sure if it's good sauce or bad sauce. It's got a strong flavor that I rather like. It reminds me of pizza from the places we went to as a kid. Strong and herbey.
	Elizabeth's Comments: This slice doesn't really have sauce on it so I can't really tell even when I stick my tongue under the cheese to fish for it.
Crust	4.0	2.5	3.3
	Miro's Comments: I took my sample slice from the more toasted side of the pizza. It's a little cold, so it doesn't have the crisp it might have had coming out of the over, but it's got decent flavor and a good chew.
	Elizabeth's Comments: It's doughy which I usually like, but there is not crisp or structure to it which gives a soggy feel.
Overall Taste	4.25	2.5	3.4
	Miro's Comments: Coming out of the oven, I bet this was great. It's the kind of place that if I lived near, I think I'd bring friends for a relaxed eat in dinner.
	Elizabeth's Comments: I still think this pizza has a weird small and a weird aftertaste the entire time I've been eating it.
Value Score	75.18	44.22	59.70
Overall Comments	Miro's Comments: The sign on the door said they were closing early. Thanks for waiting up for me.
	Elizabeth's Comments: I was very excited that it was homemade dough and walking distance from my office, but I wish I had enjoyed it more.

Avellinos | Medford

	Avellinos
Website	Avellinos
Address	313 Mystic Ave, Medford, MA 02155
Date Ordered	2/2/2012
Where Consumed	home
Price	$11.50
Order Method	Foodler
Service Method	Delivery
Delivery Time	37 minutes
Size (Inches)	16
Price Per Sq Inch	$0.057
	Miro Score	Elizabeth Score	Average
Look	3.0	2.0	2.5
	Miro's Comments: Cheesy and toasted just right, but for some reason it looks a little frail
	Elizabeth's Comments: The pizza itself looks ok - a nice coating of cheese, maybe a bit overdone in parts, but I am grossed out by the burnt flakes all over the box, the grease stains down the side, and the random mushroom (I think?!)
Smell	3.8	3.0	3.4
	Miro's Comments: Redolent of cheese grease, but not much herb
	Elizabeth's Comments: Cheesy.  Greasy.
Temp	4.0	3.75	3.9
	Miro's Comments: Solidly hot.
	Elizabeth's Comments: It doesn't need to go in the oven yet, but it might soon.
Cheese	3.0	4.0	3.5
	Miro's Comments: Whoa there cheese grease. I'm usually not a blotter, but I might make an exception for this pie.
	Elizabeth's Comments: It has a very creamy taste with a nice coating too but also has a ton of grease covering it!
Sauce	2.0	3.5	2.8
	Miro's Comments: Virtually flavorless red paste with a hint of sugar sweetness
	Elizabeth's Comments: The first piece tasted very rosemary heavy to me (which I liked because I like rosemary) but the second piece was less flavorful.  The ratio is good though.
Crust	2.5	3.5	3.0
	Miro's Comments: Not much flavor or crisp, but a nice chew though.
	Elizabeth's Comments: A little flimsy but fairly flavorful.
Overall Taste	2.5	3.75	3.1
	Miro's Comments: A solidly below average pizza in every respect.
	Elizabeth's Comments: This pizza is nowhere near burnt, yet, there is black crap everywhere.  It's like random soot from the oven.  I can't get over the feeling that my pizza is dirty.
Value Score	43.71	65.56	54.64
Overall Comments	Miro's Comments:
	Elizabeth's Comments:  This pizza is a greasy, dirty mess.  I have no idea why my score is so high.

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